Grammar Police! (Teacher Model)

Setting: The Shop Rite in Stratford (I never shop there; I was in the neighborhood and desperate), on a weekday evening in mid-September.

Offense: Blatant disregard for apostrophes, as there should be one placed in “can’t” as well as in “it’s,” since the brand is saying that you cannot believe it is not butter.

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I am a middle-school language arts teacher in Connecticut. I like eating hot peppers from my garden, writing, and watching German soccer matches in the dark.

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